someoneatethis:

I sent this picture to the DEA because I’m pretty sure someone’s trying to invent a new illegal drug to sell to teens in Plano, TX.

I stand corrected. This is actually fajita meat on a round of tortilla bread covered in cheese and shrink wrapped in a microwave. It helped cure a hangover.

Update: this was cooked and consumed so long ago, I’ve been having difficulty recalling what exactly was in it. If there is cheese, it is on the inside. This is fajita meat between two rounds of tortilla bread, then shrink wrapped. I believe the plastic is still over the dish in this picture, hence it’s glossy appearance.

someoneatethis:

I sent this picture to the DEA because I’m pretty sure someone’s trying to invent a new illegal drug to sell to teens in Plano, TX.

I stand corrected. This is actually fajita meat on a round of tortilla bread covered in cheese and shrink wrapped in a microwave. It helped cure a hangover.

Update: this was cooked and consumed so long ago, I’ve been having difficulty recalling what exactly was in it. If there is cheese, it is on the inside. This is fajita meat between two rounds of tortilla bread, then shrink wrapped. I believe the plastic is still over the dish in this picture, hence it’s glossy appearance.

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someoneatethis:

I sent this picture to the DEA because I’m pretty sure someone’s trying to invent a new illegal drug to sell to teens in Plano, TX.

I actually “cooked” this plate about 7 or 8 years ago. God knows how somebody found the JPEG. I must have uploaded it to a long-dormant Flickr account. Anyway, the base of this dish is definitely a Russian pancake called a blini. On top is probably taco meat and mozzarella. It was coated in plastic wrap and microwaved. Apparently, the heating process created a vacuum seal which compressed the dish to the point where it resembles one of the flying parasites from the Star Trek episode “Operation: Annihilate!”

someoneatethis:

I sent this picture to the DEA because I’m pretty sure someone’s trying to invent a new illegal drug to sell to teens in Plano, TX.

I actually “cooked” this plate about 7 or 8 years ago. God knows how somebody found the JPEG. I must have uploaded it to a long-dormant Flickr account. Anyway, the base of this dish is definitely a Russian pancake called a blini. On top is probably taco meat and mozzarella. It was coated in plastic wrap and microwaved. Apparently, the heating process created a vacuum seal which compressed the dish to the point where it resembles one of the flying parasites from the Star Trek episode “Operation: Annihilate!”

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big-chill:

livin the life


Good people drink good beer. —HST

big-chill:

livin the life

Good people drink good beer. —HST

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electricrain:

moistclumping:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

this is some star trek shit right here

It’s not Star Trek shit - I’m always so surprised why people are so mind blown by the idea of 3D printing. It really isn’t much different from just a whipped cream piping bag that is filled with dough or tomato sauce instead, that builds things up in layers.


Next up: Bacon.

electricrain:

moistclumping:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

this is some star trek shit right here

It’s not Star Trek shit - I’m always so surprised why people are so mind blown by the idea of 3D printing. It really isn’t much different from just a whipped cream piping bag that is filled with dough or tomato sauce instead, that builds things up in layers.

Next up: Bacon.

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tweezburger:

"Cuddly yet muscular"

Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him.

tweezburger:

"Cuddly yet muscular"

Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him.

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#gratefuldead #phish #nitrous

#gratefuldead #phish #nitrous

#phish #runlikeanantelope #marcoesquandolas

#phish #runlikeanantelope #marcoesquandolas

My Golden Retriever puts all the therapists I’ve seen to shame. #goldenretriever

My Golden Retriever puts all the therapists I’ve seen to shame. #goldenretriever

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